It's been a while, too long, in fact!
Here's the contest, which will run from today until March 6th, around 10 PM-ish Central! All you have to do is comment below with what kind of story you'd like from me next. Each suggestion will earn an entry. Four winners will be chosen via random.org, and each winner will receive a $5 Amazon GC or a $5 GC from whichever online store of choice.