This book has been out of print for a while, and it has previously been available at other places, so I'm trying KU on this one. You can purchase it at Amazon if you don't have KU. Eventually, hopefully, there will be print copies available of it, Bowen's Battle, and Destined Prey. I was telling Cherri at about 2 AM this morning, while I was working on all these uploads, that print copies earn me anywhere from .008 cents a copy to .68 cents a copy, and that's just ridiculous. The .68 cents is if I price the book at 6.99, and .008 if it's 5.99 . I am loathe to price any print books higher, so if I make anything at all off the print copies, that's fine, I just can't bring myself to jack the prices up higher.
*****EDIT RE PRINT PRICE: Amazon emailed me that there was an error with the print format etc, so I had to go back in and try again and again, but it wouldn't accept a price lower than 8.99 even when I made sure I hadn't checked expanded print and all that. It kept giving me a red error box and telling me to fix the highlighted errors-- and there were NONE, FFS!-- and the only thing that fixed it was changing the price. -_- I'll mess with it more if it gets approved.
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Here's the link to Dragon Dreams and Fairy Wings, and if you have KU, maybe you'd like to re-read it :D
Dragon Dreams and Fairy Wings
Blurb:
What happens when a fairy loses his wings—and his memory?
Griff was born a Love fairy, but he never quite fit in. He didn't want to be part of a harem, at least...he didn't think he wanted that. What with his wings gone and his memory damaged, he can't be certain of what he felt in the past. All he does know is, he wants his wings back. Without them, he's grounded.
Blaze is a dragon shifter who tends to stick his foot in his mouth—and some other parts in other places—when he really shouldn't. His brother is the king, and his sister-in-law Bonny is scary. Blaze's last screw-up got him grounded, unable to shift into his dragon form. His punishment seems harsh to him, but there's no escaping it.
Then the Love fairies come to the castle to work on forming an alliance. Blaze has about had it with guarding the horny beings, and he's disappointed that they don't stay small and cute. He almost commits a major faux-pas when he swats at something buzzing him, and it turns out to be a fairy on a dragonfly.
And from that snarky meeting, something wonderful, and dangerous, will come.
Excerpt:
Chapter One
Blaze rubbed his shoulder where it still ached. He’d been lucky the whip had only caught him a glancing blow, otherwise he’d really be in pain.
Of course, even being whipped would be better than his punishment of not being allowed to fly. Or shift. Being stuck in the puny human form and dependent on two scrawny legs just sucked troll balls.
That imagery almost made Blaze gag. Trolls smelled really bad, worse than the dragon dumping grounds—and if you needed an explanation for what that area was, you must not have a nose.
Plus, trolls were ugly. It was part of them being trolls and all. They also tended to have large, pendulous balls that swung down close to their ankles.
Blaze did gag then, pressing a hand against his stomach. He had to get his mind out of the troll gutter.
“Hey, freak, heard you got your powers taken away all for a piece of ass.”
Blaze glared at Bort. “Oh, yeah. Your dad wasn’t worth it.”
“My—” Bort’s eyes glowed red, and smoke gusted from his nostrils. “I’ll bake you, you fucking freak!”
Blaze kept his trembling inside. He’d learned not to show any fear to bullies. “Go ahead. King Fyre will be thrilled with you. You’ll look great on a spit.”
Bort sneered. “You think just ’cause your brother is the king means…” He trailed off.
Blaze arched a brow at him—which looked cool, because he’d practiced it until he had it perfected and he knew how awesome that one arched brow thing was. “It pretty much means he’ll toast you if you lay a hand on me.” The only reason the guy who’d hit Blaze with a whip wasn’t dead was because Blaze kind of deserved it. Kind of, because he hadn’t known Valdez was married to another man. Otherwise, Blaze wouldn’t have fucked him. Probably. Blaze’s morals were questionable at times, but only because he was so desperate for someone to touch him.
“Right, whatever,” Bort drawled. “You’ll probably cook yourself anyway and save all the good dragons the trouble. Crazy Blazy,” he finished with, then cackled and flipped Blaze off with both hands.
Probably with his toes, too, but Blaze didn’t think to check. Instead he watched enviously as Bort shifted into a gorgeous teal and gold dragon.
Bort blew a stream of fire right past Blaze’s head, then flapped his mighty wings and flew off. A rancid scent lingered in the air.
Blaze sighed and touched his singed hair. Everyone was going to think he’d done that to himself—again. It was true that he couldn’t control his fire, and he could be dangerous. He hadn’t killed anyone on accident, yet, though.
“Sheesh.” Blaze sniffed and fanned the air around him. It was no use. The smell was on his head. He could fan all day, and it wouldn’t make any difference.
Resigned to walking all the way back to his nest—which meant heading through the center of the dragon city, since he could no longer fly—Blaze prepared himself for the looks and murmurs. People would be talking about him more than usual today. He ought to be used to such stuff, but the truth was, it always hurt.
Even so, when he heard the buzz of conversations around him, Blaze held his head up high, despite the burnt hair. He hoped everyone talking about him got a snoot full of the noxious odor.
****
“Where did I put my shoes?” Griff fluttered as much as a fairy without wings could as he looked for his soft, purple shoes. Surprisingly, he could flutter a lot, although that translated into gestures with his hands and much twitching on his behalf.
“Did Greejie eat them?” Gia asked as she hovered above him.
Griff glared at her. “Could you maybe not do that? I already feel like a complete loser without my wings.” Who knew they could be knocked off of you? Griff hadn’t, and it’d come as a shock to the other fairies in his frolic. Of course, Love fairies weren’t exactly brainiacs. They were more into the sensual than the mental. For brains, people looked to the Genius fairies, though good luck to anyone wanting help from those snobs. They didn’t speak to anyone with an IQ under 160.
Which left out most of the magic world.
“Sorry.” Gia floated down and grimaced. “Ick. How can you tolerate standing all the time? My legs don’t like it. It’s work. It’s so much easier to fly, or,” she smirked.
“Don’t go there.” Griff knew his own kind through and through. As a Love fairy himself, he shouldn’t be bothered by hearing about his sister’s sexual escapades. Maybe he was just jealous. “Keep your sordid stories to yourself.”
Gia crossed her eyes at him. “Please. How did a prude get hatched into our frolic?”
“I’ve asked myself that a thousand times,” Griff muttered. “Aha!”
“Aha what?”
Griff knelt and stuck his hand under his bed, then he reached farther. “I swear to the gods, Egregio, if you bite me, I will feed you to the dragons.”
“Rawr!” It sounded more like a whine than not.
Griff ducked his head and looked at the catterwaul under his bed. Much like the human-world cat except with two legs and large, hairy toes, and fangs the size of Griff's index fingers, the beast was rather fierce looking.
“I’m not joking. Last time you bit me, it got infected. You’re lucky I didn’t toss you out then.”
Beady red eyes glowed at him. “Rawr rawr rawr.”
“Yeah, you’re sorry now.” Griff wiggled his fingers. “Give me my shoes.”
The purple shoes were tossed at him while Egregio continued to vocalize.
“I know, I know, they’re pretty. That’s why I like them, too. Now if you’re good, and you keep the dung beetles away for a whole week, I’ll see about getting you your own shoes.” Caterwauls were great to have as long as they were on your side. Sometimes they forgot that, though.
A few more rawrsand Griff was pretty sure he had his catterwaul vowing to fight off the shiny green beetles that migrated through the area on the way to the dragon dumping grounds. Griff hoped so. The buzz of beetle wings always left him with serious headaches as well as memories of the worst time in his life.
“Okay, got my shoes on, Gia. Now we can go…” Griff spun around, looking for his sister, but no. She had left the mushroom’s interior at some point. “Great. Great! Now how am I going to find my way to where my wings might be?”
Griff couldn’t remember things like he should have been able to. The hit he’d taken from the human’s fly swatter had cracked his skull, knocked off his wings, and almost killed him. His memory hadn’t been right ever since, but he was lucky to even be alive.
Although the term lucky was relative. If he couldn’t find his wings, what point would there be to life?
Chapter Two
After a month of being grounded, Blaze was desperate to be allowed to shift and fly again. Very desperate. Desperate enough to do something really icky if it'd get him out of trouble.
“I’ll scrub the calluses off your feet—your paws,” Blaze bartered, or tried to. His brother, aka King Fyre, seemed unimpressed with the offer. “Oh, come on, Fyre! You know how thick and callused your scales get back there! They turn all ashy and grr—”
King Fyre narrowed his eyes.
“—oss,” Blaze finished, then gulped. “But in a kingly way. I mean that in a totally kingly, manly way.”
Which was, apparently, the wrong thing to say, because Queen Bonny—short for Bonfire—threw her scepter at Blaze. “Ass!”
“Ouch!” Blaze yelped, not quite fast enough to avoid the heavy metal weapon. It was a weapon. Anything that hefty and pointy and well-aimed was definitely a weapon.
“Manly, you dork,” Bonny snapped. “Like that’s any proof of strength! You think having a dick makes someone strong?”
“No! Gods, no!” Blaze yelped again. He’d rather be hit with the scepter repeatedly than to hear Bonny talk about whatever she’d been about to say.
“What do you say?” Bonny purred, smiling evilly.
Blaze glanced at his brother. Yeah, he was getting no help there. Fyre was staring with utter adoration at Bonny.
Who growled at Blaze.
Blaze folded his stupid human arms over his stupid human chest. “Women rule and men drool.”
“Say it like you mean it,” Bonny demanded, but she giggled and winked at him. “It’s so easy to get you riled up.”
“You’re the one who threw something,” Blaze pointed out.
Bonny snorted, puffs of white smoke jetting from her nostrils. “Please. You threw stupid at me first.”
Blaze wasn’t sure what that even meant, so she was probably right.
“Your punishment remains in place,” Fyre informed him, giving Blaze the stink eye. “There will be no escaping it this time. I’ve been entirely too lenient on you since our father and mother were eaten by the ogres. If they’d only listened to me…”
Blaze tuned his brother out. He had no memories of his parents. They’d died only a few weeks after he’d hatched, and he was lucky to have survived at all. It was commonly thought that his problems controlling his fire were due to the lack of a mother’s love and milk. Bonny hadn’t been around back then, and even if she had, she wasn’t likely to have nursed him. She’d have thrown his rattle at him instead.
“Please,” Blaze whined. “I hate being stuck in this body! It’s awful! Puny and wobbly, and my—” Well, no. He wasn’t going to go there. Of coursehis penis was smaller as a human. If it’d been the same size as when he was a dragon, he’d be all dick.
Blaze would have sworn by the gleam in Bonny’s eyes that she’d heard his thoughts and believed he was all dick, just not the fun kind.
“There’s nothing wrong with your human form, any more than there’s anything wrong with mine, or Bonny’s,” Fyre said. “Are you implying we are flawed in these forms?”
Bonny picked up Fyre’s scepter, which had a dagger-sharp tip.
Blaze wasn’t stupid. “Nope. Nope. I’ll just, er, I’ll go pout in my room.”
“No.”
Blaze gawped at his brother.
“Close your mouth. You look like a moron,” Bonny informed him.
Blaze snapped his mouth shut.
“No,” Fyre repeated. “Your punishment isn’t limited to you being unable to shift.”
“It’s not?” Blaze squeaked, his stomach dropping under the weight of dread that was suddenly on him. “Why not? I didn’t know he was married, and everyone is usually scared to let me touch them. I just wanted—”
“I heard it the first time,” Fyre said, holding up one hand in a gesture for silence. “And while I agree that he should have told you, there was still the wristlet. And the tattoo. It wasn’t like he didn’t have the marital markings.”
“He didn’t remove his shirt!” Blaze tried once again to relieve himself of some of the responsibility. “He pulled down his pants, and waved his very bubbly butt at me—”
“Ew,” Bonny interrupted, wrinkling her nose at him. “I would rethink your description there.”
Blaze’s cheeks heated, and he groaned as he covered his face with his hands. “Bonny!”
“Whatever happened, how it happened, the deed is done,” Fyre said.
“Well, not really. Iwasn’t done,” Blaze muttered.
This time he ducked just in time. The scepter sailed over his head.
“Regardless, if you bring this up to me again, I’ll add another year to your punishment.” Fyre waited.
Blaze bit his tongue to keep from saying something stupid. He wasn’t opening his stupid human mouth again.
Fyre nodded once. “Very good. As part of your punishment, you will be acting as guide to the fairy king, Artaxis, and his harem, while they are in this city. Whatever Artaxis requires of you, you will do it. I’ve had a room set up for you beside his. Be grateful I didn’t put you beside the harem instead. Ninety-nine lovers—I can’t imagine.”
“You’d better not be trying to,” Bonny warned. Too bad she was out of things to throw. She looked like she was considering removing Fyre’s balls.
“Only you, my love,” Fyre said with so much sincerity it was sickening. “I have need only of you.”
Bonny sniffed and examined her talon-like nails.
Blaze didn’t want to hang around with a bunch of fairies. “Why are they coming here?”
Fyre gave him a haughty look. “To work on the Dragon-Love Fairy relations. Why else? We wish to forge an alliance in case the trolls and ogres join forces, as rumors have suggested they will.”
“That’d be a nightmare,” Blaze muttered.
“Exactly so, and we’d need allies. The Love Fairies aren’t just sexual beings. They’re also very fierce fighters.”
That made sense to Blaze. Surely Love Fairies would have a lot of passion for most of what they did. Including killing.
“Fine. I’ll do it.” Blaze only sounded about 90 percent reluctant.
Fyre chuckled. “Boy, as if you ever had a choice in the matter.”
****
“There he is!”
Griff looked up to see a cloud of fairies above him. Way above him. One of them had on a crown so encrusted in jewels, it should have weighed him down. It didn’t.
“Griffwald! Your sister has been very worried,” said the crown-wearing man.
Griff blinked at him.
The man floated down until he was closer to Griff. “Have you forgotten who I am?”
“I know who my sister is, and she’s not you.” That made sense, didn’t it?
“I’m your king, Artaxis,” the fairy said. “You were hurt. You forget things. Like your sister being a part of my harem.” He pointed up.
Griff squinted. “Oh. Yes. I, um. Well. I was looking for my wings.”
Artaxis sighed and placed a hand on his shoulder. “Griff, your accident occurred in an entirely different region. You were on your way to visit the Song Fairies, to see if a young man there still held your interest. Do you remember that?”
“Now that you mention it—” Griff searched his memory. “No. But my wings aren’t here?” He gestured around him.
“No, they are not,” Artaxis said, his voice heavy with sadness. “I’m sorry, Griff. We looked for them, but I’m afraid they landed in the human realm, and… and they are probably gone for good.”
Griff’s eyes welled with tears, and his vision blurred. “No. I can’t be a fairy without wings. I… I…” What would he do?
“Come with us.” Artaxis slid an arm around his shoulders. “Get your mind off of this for a little while. We’re embarking on a grand adventure to visit the Fire Dragons.”
“Get my mind off of it,” Griff muttered. “I’ll forget again.”
“Maybe it’s not so bad to forget when something hurts you,” Artaxis murmured. “Come. I’ll have Lio go back to your ‘shroom and stay with Egregio. Lio is terrified of the dragons and has been begging off this trip. Will Egregio eat him?”
“Probably not?” Griff wasn’t certain.
“I’m sure Lio would rather risk the catterwaul than the dragons.” Artaxis called over a dragonfly. “Here. Shadnay will happily give you a ride.”
Well, it wasn’t wings of his own, but the opportunity to fly was there, and Griff couldn’t pass it up. “Thank you.”
The dragonfly was an iridescent rainbow of colors, with fine, thin wings veined in gold. “Is it okay with you if I get on?” Griff asked. “Shadnay.” He cautiously touched the silky-smooth creature’s head. “Oh, you’re blissfully soft and so warm! What a pleasure to touch you.”
Shadnay buzzed at him and moved his wings out of the way.
Griff accepted that as permission to get on. He did so, careful not to hurt Shadnay, with the help of two of the harem members.
Then Shadnay rose into the air, and Griff lost himself in flight, in the beauty of the day and the magic of riding a dragonfly above the fields of flowers and grass.
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